my name is perfect for porn

the guy who’s taking over my apartment for the summer is coming tomorrow, so i thought i’d take a little study break and clean up a bit before he comes. this is what i’ve done so far:

1. broke a dish
2. emptied the vacuum bag all over the floor and vacuumed it all back up
3. made some tea
4. lit the oven on fire (for the second time) trying to clean it

so now the entire apartment smells like crazy rancid smoke. on the plus side, GUESS WHAT?

i’ve got a new house for next semester and it’s cute and quiet and there are no guns allowed on the property :D

Anonymous asked: I like your beard. Post a selfie?

you’re very sweet :) i’ve been working on an essay for the past couple of hours, so this is kind of the closest thing i can get to a normal selfie. i should probably do some laundry or something

my workout playlist is basically all Missy Elliot, Salt-n-Pepa, and TLC, which would be totally awesome if I didn’t just end up dancing all the time instead of working out…

chatting with amigos from the bathtub with a glass of free wine

all kinds of content right now. hope you’re all having a lovely evening :)