September 2012
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“When we met I was wrecked, blasted and damned, and I am slowly pulling myself...”
– Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler’s Wife
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aviolentlife:
OGODNO
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“You are terrifying and strange and beautiful. Something not everyone knows how...”
– Warsan Shire
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#RNCBoozin: The Official RNC 2012 Drinking Game →
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Republican platforms make us want to do a lot of things....
Cosmo sex tip #509
cameronjohn:
While giving him a blow job yell ” Off with his head!” and bite off the tip of his penis.
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Book Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
Movie Dumbledore: HARRY FUCKING POTTER DID YOU FUCKING PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE
nanflanagan:
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
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“There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.”
– Scarlett Johansson, on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers.
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“It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put...”
– Neil Armstrong
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, God...
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