When we met I was wrecked, blasted and damned, and I am slowly pulling myself...– Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler’s Wife
suddenlyapples: aviolentlife: OGODNO
You are terrifying and strange and beautiful. Something not everyone knows how...– Warsan Shire
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Cosmo sex tip #509
cameronjohn: While giving him a blow job yell ” Off with his head!” and bite off the tip of his penis.
Book Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
Movie Dumbledore: HARRY FUCKING POTTER DID YOU FUCKING PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE
nanflanagan: a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.– Scarlett Johansson, on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers.
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put...– Neil Armstrong
recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.” And thus, God...