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also i have a whole new respect for Gisele Bundchen. whenever i think of her, it’s usually in the whole Victoria’s Secret angel get-up: obviously, that’s not a bad thing and i totally won’t fault her for it, but i was pretty sure that going for the whole uber-sexahface angle was all she was capable of. turns out i was wrong, she rocks my socks. ok, i promise no...

Oct 1st

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Sölve Sundsbo

so pretty much, Solve Sundsbo is a pretty bomb-ass photographer, and i think this is my favorite shoot of his. It’s a series titled Falling Down, and it’s damn good. but his other shoots are pretty bomb too, i think i’m a wee bit obsessed… check it out: http://models.com/people/solve-sundsbo

Oct 1st

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Sep 29th

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“The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in...”

– Andy Warhol (via ohbabyitsnatalie)

Sep 29th

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Sep 28th

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Berlin: worst "book" of all time

ok let’s talk about Berlin: City of Stones. this book is fucking terrible. it’s about a bunch of people (i think there are 4 main characters, but i’m not entirely sure because everyone fucking looks the same) and they all live in Berlin (SHOCK). it’s a graphic novel, which i’ve never really had any sort of issues with before, but god damn. this shit is awful. it...

Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 24th

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alison brie and gillian jacobs = newest celebrity crushes. hot damn Community is back on tonight! WOOO

Sep 24th

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http://current.com/shows/infomania/92680341_dont-te... →

who would have thought lady gaga could give a pretty bomb speech? and bryan safi is fantastic

Sep 23rd

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Sep 23rd

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interaction between me and cute FroYo truck guy

fro-guy: frozen yogurt?
me: (i have no money, but feel obligated to respond with an interested tone) umm, does it have milk?
fro-guy: yes...
me: i thought frozen yogurt didn't have milk LAWLZ
fro-guy: nope, i'm pretty sure all frozen yogurt does
me: oh, well i'm a little lactose intolerant, so that's probably not the best idea
fro-guy: do you want a sample maybe, just to see if you like it?
me: no seriously, one time i threw up
fro-guy: oh......ok
me: yeah
for -guy: yeah nevermind
 my life is uncomfortable

Sep 23rd

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Sep 22nd

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beware the flamboyant gay steamroller of death,... →

Sep 22nd

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i was watching TV yesterday, and i came to realize that people in commercials make me really sad, especially if the actor/actress is middle-aged or older. it’s like, you know that all their lives these people have been trying to become famous in movies and on TV, but in reality all their hard work has landed them in a douching commercial: ...

Sep 21st

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Sep 20th

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All That She Wants (Cover) - The Kooks i’m...

Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

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every time i see the word spectrum, i think “rectum” and then begin feeling really uncomfortable for thinking about butts in public. whenever i get embarrassed i feel like i turn into a 9 year old Amish schoolgirl inside or something, like just totally uncomfortable with everything out of the norm and such. that’s basically what i feel i look like, only more awkward. and a...

Sep 20th

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first, screw the notebook for forcing me to think about relationships and love and adorably sad old-people couples. damn you, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling i dislike you both verily. i’ve become very good at not doing things such as emoting and thinking about couples and meaningful relationships. as far as relationships are concerned, i consider myself a cynic. not that i don’t...

Sep 19th

Sep 18th

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Sep 17th

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Watch

i’m making a plug :D for Pot Psych. basically, it’s these two people (Tracie from Jezebel and Rich from…that website i plugged before that now i’m blanking on the name. shame) who get high and answer people’s questions about anything. steph, i think i’ve made you watch a shit ton of these before… anyways, they’re fantastic http://vimeo.com/1820688 ...

Sep 17th

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Sep 17th

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Annie Leibovitz: Badass

i’ve always been really enamored with her pictures, and just recently i’ve been spending a crapload of time looking through some of her shoots. i wish i could find a copy of the shoot she did on top of the chrysler building with david parsons, i think that’s my favorite one, simply because it just seems so pure and free-spirited, and i love the contrast between the metal of the...

Sep 16th

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Sep 16th

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Sep 15th

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Sep 15th

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Day 30 - Whatever Tickles Your Fancy

WOOO! i finished this damn thing! i feel so accomplished :p ummm, i don’t know what tickles my fancy, i just woke up, so the thought of going back to sleep is doing waaaay more than just tickling my fancy. but if i have to think of something……super hot people. that’s what tickles my fancy YAY HOT PEOPLE :D

Sep 15th

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Day 29 - Hopes, Dreams, and Plans For the Next 365...

well, i’d like to have a safe trip in Egypt, i’d like it if i could meet more people in the Bay Area (preferably not crazy, but i’m not too picky), and it’d be cool to finish painting/furnishing my room. i’d like to find my camera at some point, and my headphones. finally getting that record player would be fantastic, as well as getting my tattoo :) it’d be nice...

Sep 15th

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Sep 14th

Day 28 - This Year, in Great Detail

This year has been a fairly eventful year for me, to a certain extent. For the most part, I myself haven’t really changed much, but what i think might have changed the most are perceptions of me, if that makes any sense. Ok actually that might be bullshit, i probably acted differently this year than i have in the past, certainly some of my actions were new to me. I got drank for essentially...

Sep 13th

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the awkwardly nice woman at CVS

i went to CVS to buy gum and shampoo, because i was severely lacking in both things. i got in line behind a woman who proceeded to drop almost everything she was carrying onto the floor. i helped her pick up her stuff, and she thanked me, and i was like “no problem” and smiled my awkward “i’m trying really hard to smile and not be uncomfortable, but this smile is obviously...

Sep 13th

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“I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody...”

– Andy Warhol

Sep 13th

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Sep 13th

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Day 27 - This Month, in Great Detail

I would bother with this post, were it not for the fact that i have a new book sitting right next to me and beautiful California weather right outside my window. I’m going to go find a good tree to read in, enjoy your day and pardon my severe laziness. Today just seems too perfect to waste inside :)

Sep 12th

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Sep 12th

Day 26 - Your Week in Great Detail

i have a god awful memory, so this will be in the best detail possible. for me. so it’s gonna suck some major testes. let’s do this! Sunday: i have no fucking clue what i did sunday. i probably did nothing. let’s move on to……. MONDAY!: i still have no clue what happened. it was labor day, so…..i didn’t work……i think i may have painted my...

Sep 12th

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Judge declares U.S. military's 'don't ask, don't... →

Sep 11th

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Sep 10th

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Sep 10th

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Day 25 - Your Day, In Great Detail

well i just woke up, and i looked like this: and i was like “fuck getting out of bed, i’m all tired and shit” but then i did because i have class today and school is mah favorite thing ever of all time. i decided to take a shower because all the popular kids do it, but then the hot water was all like “no” and i was severely confused. so i took a five second icy...

Sep 10th

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