BOO, you whore
WOO it’s halloween. i don’t have a costume, but of course i could always just use my fallback idea: “I’m a mouse, duh!” yup, just slap some ears on me and call me easy :) but seriously now, i’ll most likely just watch the shit out of this movie tonight and eat all the Dots i’m supposed to be giving to our tiny little neighbor kids. i’ve been...
so i pretty much fail at taking a break from teh interwebz. it’s boring as all hell here in the lovely ‘Yay Area’ and i should just learn to deal. acceptance is the first step towards realizing your life is excessively un-awesome. i need something to spice things up, something to make everything seem awesome and spectacular and the opposite of suck. something like….. ...
gaahhhd Project Runway
alrighty, i’m going to out-gay myself here. Project Runway was frustrating this week. I am emotional about this. first off, i’m not surprised that Mondo got to move on to fashion week. for the most part, his stuff was pretty awesome. this rocked my world. and in general, for most of the season, his stuff was pretty bomb (except for when he was designing for 10 year old girls and...
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invictvs: This is incredible. Even the landscape in this video is awe-inspiring.
god damn i'm smooth. this is how i get people to buy me drinks in clubs
me: excuse me
guy in the shortest shorts i've ever seen: huh?
me: hi, ummmm, could you maybe buy me a drink? i'm really....thirsty.
Gitssies (i'm not typing that whole thing out every time, so now he's Gitssies. it's adorable): so like you want a water?
me: well, if it has alcohol in it, then yes that'd be fantastic.
it then dawns on Gitssies what i'm trying to say, and there's a reason i can't buy myself a drink. at this point he becomes mad with power.
Gitssies: so, you gonna pay me or something?
me: ummm actually no, i'm kind of broke, and my friend has my wallet but i lost her like half an hour ago. i'll totally buy you a drink if you can find her, her parents might be disappointed if i came home without her... *awkward laugh*
Gitssies: well then how about you owe me a dance? or more?
me: ummmm how about i owe you a dance if you can find me?
Gitssies: no dance, no drink
me: k fine, i just want vodka
Gitssies proceeds to get me vodka. i proceed to act incredibly gracious and such. i'm pretty sure that's the longest time i've ever taken to finish a drink, Gitssies was getting clingy because i still owed him a dance.
me: now i have to pee. i'll be right back
Gitssies: i have to pee too
me: *damn* OH THERE'S MY BOYFRIEND
i proceed to run and grab onto this poor dude who has no idea what's going on, but he totally rolls with it. he's my new hero. lord
so here's the scenario: i had an appointment to go donate blood, and it was sort of uncomfortable right off the bat....
me: umm, what constitutes as "sexual activities" with another guy?
blood woman #1: swapping fluids
me: oh, well i don't think so, i think i would remember...
blood woman #1: *looks up from paperwork*
me: no, definitely not.
i proceed to fly through the rest of the paperwork and sit in the corner until they call my name. then blood woman #2 started asking questions about things i had marked on my little form thing.
blood woman #2: so you got a piercing in the last 3 months? i hope you're talking about your eyebrow. *chuckles*
blood woman #2: and you've been out of the country within the past 3 months as well?
me: yes, i spent a month in Belize
blood woman #2: *consults the "Traveling Abroad" blood book* well, Belize is a red flag country for Malaria, which can stay dormant in your body for up to a year, so until then you can't really donate for safety reasons.
me: ohh, ok then, thanks :)
that smiley is necessary to show my awkward smiley face. it was awkward
then i had to walk back through the lobby
blood woman #1: oh, no donating for you today?
me: hah, no apparently i might have malaria, so it's a no go.
*everyone in the room proceeds to stare at me*
me: because i went to Belize, so it's a precaution. i don't have malaria
blood woman #1: hah yeah.....
me: yeah probably not bye
and i ran out the door. bahhhh
Gay people who want to marry have no desire to redefine marriage in any way....– Cynthia Nixon (via queerwatch)
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