May 2013
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my dad just said we should sleep in for the last day of our drive home and take a scenic route…
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Homo sapiens has been on the planet for at least a hundred thousand years. In...
– Christopher Hitchens
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You cut up a thing that’s alive and beautiful to find out how it’s alive and why...
– Clive Barker
adios until August, Albuquerque
California, here I come :)
greatwhyteshark asked: Boiiiiiii I'm hella more Beyonce than you. 1) Female 2) I run the world/ this motherfucker 3) I'm a single lady, etc.
lliampayne:
do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce
all day every day
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High school, it seems, has changed. It has become competitive. Young men and...
– Daniel Coffeen
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The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
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the guy who’s taking over my apartment for the summer is coming tomorrow, so i thought i’d take a little study break and clean up a bit before he comes. this is what i’ve done so far:
broke a dish
emptied the vacuum bag all over the floor and vacuumed it all back up
made some tea
lit the oven on fire (for the second time) trying to clean it
so now the entire apartment smells...
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