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Hiked about 9-10 miles with an elevation change of around 3,000ft from the canyon rim down to valley, finished off the day with some bomb steak, overall pretty good day

4 days ago 8 Notes

Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.

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5 days ago 38710 Notes

my dad just said we should sleep in for the last day of our drive home and take a scenic route…

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5 days ago 3 Notes

Homo sapiens has been on the planet for at least a hundred thousand years. In order to be Christian, you have to believe that for 98,000 years, our species suffered and died, most of its children dying in childbirth, most people having a life expectancy of about 25; famine, struggle, bitterness, war, suffering, misery, all of that. For 98,000 years, heaven watches it with complete indifference. And then 2000 years ago, it thinks, ‘That’s enough of that, it’s time to intervene. The best way to do this would be by condemning someone to a human sacrifice, somewhere in the less literate parts of the Middle East. Let’s not appear to the Chinese where people can read, study evidence, and have a civilization. Let’s go to the desert and have a revelation there.’ This is nonsense. It can’t be believed by a thinking person.

Christopher Hitchens

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5 days ago 456 Notes

You cut up a thing that’s alive and beautiful to find out how it’s alive and why it’s beautiful, and before you know it, it’s neither of those things, and you’re standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.

Clive Barker

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5 days ago 16737 Notes

impsexual:

Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~

By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.

I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.

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5 days ago 41260 Notes

adios until August, Albuquerque

California, here I come :)

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1 week ago 190 Notes

greatwhyteshark asked: Boiiiiiii I'm hella more Beyonce than you. 1) Female 2) I run the world/ this motherfucker 3) I'm a single lady, etc.

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